Part 2: ARE THEY RELATED ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Aramis’ reaction upon hearing that Carly Rae and Kevin are related.

Round two, everyone. We’ve got some good ones today. Click here for part uno.

ANDRELTON AND BILL SIMMONS

Awesome shortstop with an incredible 6th tool and a pretentious overwhelmingly famous writer from BAHSTON. I have a hard time putting much effort into trying to relate these two guys, since I’m such a huge Andrelton fan and can’t stand anything Bill Simmons even mutters about baseball. I’m gonna go low on this one.

% CHANCE THEY’RE RELATED: -24%

VERNON AND H.G. WELLS

Vernon, as properly portrayed in the picture above, is a struggling fourth outfielder who is making a HILARIOUS amount of money for doing pretty much nothing of use on the baseball field. You can point to the obvious balding of both of these influential men and start to wonder if they have the same great grandparents. Unfortunately, it seems unlikely seeing as H.G., commonly referred to as “The Father of Science Fiction” (and I strongly doubt Vernon has much interest in that genre), was born a little over a century before our favorite replacement-level player was brought into this world.

% CHANCE THEY’RE RELATED: 7%

KEVIN AND CARLY RAE JEPSEN

This one seems pretty easy. You see the blue-ish green-ish eyes and you just KNOW these two are cousins. While the Angels right-hander isn’t known for his legendary cult pop songs such as Carly’s “Call Me Maybe”, it’s easy to look at his determined face and sense that there are some untapped vocal skills hidden deep down.

% CHANCE THEY’RE RELATED: 91%

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