Jake’s home, and what better way to celebrate then watching one of the dumbest exercises in sports?
8:40 PM: Bill Simmons and company are discussing a graphic titled “NBA Lottery Power Rankings”. How does that even make sense…
8:41 PM: White guy walks to podium. He is the senior vice president of NBA security. What that has to do with anything…we have no idea. He could clearly pass as a first baseman/first base coach.
8:42 PM: Arby’s is successfully advertising a delicious unholy sandwich.
- Nerlens Noel’s mother looks like a porcupine.
- The Wizards are guaranteed a top 3 pick because why?
- They are at a commercial break. We are supposed to STAY TUNED.
- We don’t stay tuned.