Chris(t) Davis Hits 34th Home Run, Is Religion

The Most Holy of Men

Since the dawn of civilization, mankind has looked towards religion as a way to explain the way the world works. While there are differences in all of them, creation myths and deities tend to have significant through-lines, and tonight I feel prepared to publish my explanation as to why this happens. In the past, we have shown that Chris Davis is actually Jesus, but I believe there is more to it than that, that if you look closer, you can find Chris Davis in all religions.

Thor

THORDAVIS

Ares

ARESDAVIS

Anubis

ANUDAVIS

Shiva

Buddha

DAVISDA

Now, I know what you are thinking: even Xenu? Yes, even Xenu.

XENUD

To prove my point, I will showcase the thing that Chris Davis and all gods have. Heretics who wish death upon these gods.

Davis Haters

RICK REILLY GO AWAY

RICK REILLY GO AWAY

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I feel like the haters make my point for me. I mean really, do you want to be the guy that sided with Rick Reilly when the Christpocalypse is upon us?

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