For those of you that don’t know there was a little incident last night involving Jesus Montero, a Mariners cross-checker, and an ice cream sandwich. You can read about the details here, but due to Montero’s act of decadent defiance, something more important is sweeping the nation. Failed prospects around the country, nay, around the globe, are taking up arms against baseball’s scouting aristocracy. These are pictures of said failed prospects throwing desserts:
Former Rockies prospect Greg Reynolds chucks some chocolate milk
Matt Anderson, Tigers savior of the late 90’s, whips a chunk of peanut brittle
Two-way superstar Adam Loewen says “Happy Birthday”
Devil Rays righty Dewon Brazelton heaves an entire fondue fountain at an unsuspecting area scout
America’s favorite failed prospect, Brett Jackson, unleashes America’s favorite dessert, the firecracker.
Former Pirates top prospect Bryan Bullington serves up some bananas foster
Tim Beckham throws some…… brownies.