World Baseball Classic Retrospective: The Best of International Nomenclature

Two months ago today, the Netherlands defeated Cuba 7-6 in an extremely exciting game of international baseball.

We got caught up in a lot of other stuff once the regular season rolled around, but we’d like to finish these up because they’re fun. The three parts completed included the 12 countries that did not actually qualify for the tournament. This post will include all 16 countries that qualified. It’s gonna be a lot. Here we go.

(Also, if you haven’t read about the Third World Baseball Classic yet, and you are not overly sensitive, please click here)

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COUNTRY: Australia

Player: RHP Dushan Ruzic

ERMAHGERD Translation: DERSHERN RERZERC

CFB Name: Douche And Ruse…Ick

Name Unscrambled: Hands Uric

Player: RHP Warwick Saupold

ERMAHGERD Translation: WERWERCK SERPERLD

CFB Name: WAR Wicks Appalled

Name Unscrambled: Wack Uploads

Player: C Allan de San Miguel

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLERN DER SERN MAHGERL

CFB Name: A Land Sans Muggles

Name Unscrambled: Anal Ed As Glue

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COUNTRY: Brazil

Player: RHP Thyago Vieira

ERMAHGERD Translation: THERG VER

CFB Name: Tea Ago V. Era

Name Unscrambled: Hoagy Rave

Player: C Bruno Hirata

ERMAHGERD Translation: BRERN HERERT

CFB Name: Broom O. Hear Atta

Name Unscrambled: Burn Tiara

Player: IF Iago Januario

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERG JERNERER

CFB Name: E. Ya Gohan U.R.E.O.

Name Unscrambled: Go Junior

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COUNTRY: Canada

Player: RHP Phillippe Aumont

ERMAHGERD Translation: PHERLERP ERMAHNT

CFB Name: Fill Leap Om Nom Nom Aunt

Name Unscrambled: Hippie Amount

Player: R.J. Swindle

ERMAHGERD Translation: ER JER SWERNDL

CFB Name: Are Jays Wind Dull

Name Unscrambled: R.J. Swindle

Player: IF Cale Iorg

ERMAHGERD Translation: CERL ERG

CFB Name: K.L. Ogre

Name Unscrambled: Lace #rig

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COUNTRY: China

Player: RHP Yanyong Yang

ERMAHGERD Translation: YERNIN YIN

Name Unscrambled: Nongay Gay

Player: C Wei Wang

ERMAHGERD Translation: WER WIN

Name Unscrambled: We Gnaw

Player: C Wei Dong

ERMAHGERD Translation: WER DIN

Name Unscrambled: I God

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COUNTRY: Chinese Taipei

Player: Three “Chens”

ERMAHGERD Translation: THRER “CHERNS”

Name Unscrambled: Ether Hens

Player: Four “Wangs”

ERMAHGERD Translation: FER “WINS”

Name Unscrambled: Our Swag

Player: Seven “Lins”

ERMAHGERD Translation: SERVERN “LERNS”

Name Unscrambled: Even Sin

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COUNTRY: Cuba

Player: RHP Odrisamer Despaigne

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERDRERSERMAHR DERSPERGN

CFB Name: Ode Rice A Murders Pain Yay

Name Unscrambled: Armored Speeding

Player: IF Yulieski Guerriel

ERMAHGERD Translation: YERLERSK GERERL

CFB Name: You Lease Key Goo Real

Name Unscrambled: Silky Uglier

Player: IF Erisbel Arruebarruena

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERERSBERL ERERBERERN

CFB Name: Air Is Bell Aruba Weigh Nah

Name Unscrambled: Rebels Bureau

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COUNTRY: Dominican Republic

Player: LHP Atahaulpa Severino

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERTERERLP SERVERERN

Name Unscrambled: Alpha Version

Player: OF Alejandro De Aza

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLERJERNDR DER ERZ

Name Unscrambled:

Player: RHP Pedro Strop

ERMAHGERD Translation: PERDR STRERP

Name Unscrambled: Ordeal Ed Za

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COUNTRY: Italy

Player: RHP Yovani D’Amico

ERMAHGERD Translation: YERVERN DERMAHC

Name Unscrambled: Navy Acid

Player: IF Alessandro Vaglio

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLERSERNDR VERGLER

Name Unscrambled: Seasonal Viola

Player: OF Lorenzo Avagnina

ERMAHGERD Translation: LERERNZ ERVERGNERN

Name Unscrambled: Ozone Vagina

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COUNTRY: Japan

Player: RHP Masahiki Morifuku

ERMAHGERD Translation: MAHSERERK MAHRERFERK

Name Unscrambled: Kasha Forum

Player: LHP Atsushi Nomi

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERTSERSH NERM

Name Unscrambled: Shits Nom

Player: C Shinnosuke Abe

ERMAHGERD Translation: SHERNERSERK ERB

Name Unscrambled: Sunshine Be

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COUNTRY: The Netherlands

Player: C Sebastiaan Nooij

ERMAHGERD Translation: SERBERSTERN NERJ

Name Unscrambled: Abstains Join

Player: IF Jurickson Profar

ERMAHGERD Translation: JERERCKSERN PRERFER

Name Unscrambled: Uncorks Frap

Player: IF Andrelton Simmons

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERNDRERLTERN SERMAHNS

Name Unscrambled: Nonrated Moms

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COUNTRY: Korea

Player: RHP Wonsang Yoo

ERMAHGERD Translation: WERNSIN YER

Name Unscrambled: Wagons, Yo

Player: LHP Woochan Cha

ERMAHGERD Translation: WERCHERN CH

Name Unscrambled: Achoo Ha

Player: OF Ahseop Son

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERSERP SERN

Name Unscrambled: Hopes? No

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COUNTRY: Mexico

Player: RHP Dennys Reyes

ERMAHGERD Translation: DERNERS RERS

Name Unscrambled: Dyes Eyes

Player: IF Alfredo Amezaga

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLFRERD ERMAHZERG

Name Unscrambled: Fedora Amaza

Player: OF Eduardo Arredondo

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERDERD ERERDERND

Name Unscrambled: Adored Rodeo

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COUNTRY: Puerto Rico

Player: LHP Giovanni Soto

ERMAHGERD Translation: GERVERN SERT

Name Unscrambled: Vining Soot

Player: IF Irving Falu

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERVIN FERL

Name Unscrambled: Virgin Flu

Player: OF Angel Pagan

ERMAHGERD Translation: INERL PERGERN

Name Unscrambled: Angel Pagan

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COUNTRY: Spain

Player: C Saloman Manriquez

ERMAHGERD Translation: SERLERMAHN MAHNRERQERZ

Name Unscrambled: Salmon Marine

Player: IF Barbaro Canizares

ERMAHGERD Translation: BERBER CERNERZERERS

Name Unscrambled: Roar Canaries

Player: IF Jesus Merchan

ERMAHGERD Translation: JERSERS MAHRCHERN

Name Unscrambled: Sues Charmw

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COUNTRY: United States

Player: RHP R.A. Dickey

ERMAHGERD Translation: ER ER DERCKER

Name Unscrambled: Are A Dick

Player: RHP Jeff Manship

ERMAHGERD Translation: JERF MAHNSHERP

Name Unscrambled: Eff Pains

Player: IF Tommy Manzella

ERMAHGERD Translation: TERMAH MAHNZERL

Name Unscrambled: Toy Llama

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COUNTRY: Venezuela

Player: RHP Jhoulys Chacin

ERMAHGERD Translation: JHERLERS CHERCERN

Name Unscrambled: Lousy China

Player: IF Asdrubal Cabrera

ERMAHGERD Translation: ERSDRERBERL CERBRER

Name Unscrambled: Absurd Brace

Player: IF Marco Scutaro

ERMAHGERD Translation: MAHRC SCERTER

Name Unscrambled: Carom Actors

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