Doyer Eyes
Off-season Haiku:
Tried for Tanaka,
extended Kershaw instead,
then signed more Cubans.
Best Names in the Farm System:
- RHP Red Patterson
- OF Jeremy Hazelbaker
- C Griff Erickson
- C Dashenko Ricardo
- 1B Angelo Songco
- RHP Jharel Cotton
- LHP Daniel Coulombe
- C John Cannon
- C Pratt Maynard
- 1B O’Koyea Dickson
- OF Casio Grider
- RHP Zach Bird
- RHP Ralston Cash
- OF Devin Shines
- RHP Danny Danielson
- RHP Lenix Osuna
- RHP Abdiel Velasquez
- 3B Bladimir Franco
- 2B Tyger Pederson
- OF Faustino Oguisten
- C Luis Paz
- SS Bernys Almarante
- 2B Jorlin Chales
- LHP Roberth Fernandez
- RHP Omarlin Franco
- RHP Osiris Ramirez
- DH Arce Rodriguez
- OF Ibandel Isabel
- OF Rutinel Sosa
- 1B Justin Chigbogu
- C Hendrik Clementina
- C Gersel Pitre
- DH Yensys Capellan
FIVE BOLD PREDICTIONS:
- The entire population of Australia will show up to Zack Greinke’s first start of the season at Dodger Stadium and heckle him like no other country could.
- Yasiel Puig will do a bat flip after a sacrifice bunt.
- MLB.tv subscribers across the nation will be filled with joy and awe, as Vin Scully tells the story of the time he played table tennis with Erisbel Arruebarrena’s great uncle.
- On June 7th, Paul Maholm, Chris Perez, Brandon League, Brian Wilson, and Kenley Jansen will combine for a no-hitter in Coors Field against a Rockies lineup anchored by Larry Walker, who will have returned to the big leagues in an attempt to re-establish his Hall of Fame credentials.
- 17-year-old uber-prospect Julio Urias is called up in June after proving that he can responsibly handle a motor vehicle and obey all traffic laws.
wow, you guys are fuckin’ hilarious…
You forgot this guy in “best names”
http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=vonsch000dal
You forgot Joc Pederson and Corey Seager for best names in the farm system