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Off-season Haiku:

Extended Homer.

Brought in Skip Schumaker.

How exciting. NOT.

Best Names in the Farm System:

• 1B Marquez Smith
• RHP El’Hajj Muhammad
• 1B Logan Uxa
• RHP Werleen Taveras
• SS Zach Vincej
• OF Beau Amaral
• RHP Davide Anselmi
• LHP Jakub Izold
• RHO Soid Marquez
• RHP Franderlyn Romero
• C Chadwick Tromp
• C Shedric Long
• DH Argenis Aldazoro
• 2B Oviel Florentino
• OF Aristides Aquino
• RHP Radhames Quezada
• 3B Ery Bernabel
• OF Diohanky Mejia
• OF Jose Siri
• C Pabel Manzanero
• RHP Wendolyn Bautista
• 2B Anthony Rubicondo
• RHP Adolfi Telleria
• 1B Raynar Guerrero
• OF Diohanky Mejia
• 1B Jhimmy Lopez