2015 CFBBQ Season Previews: Los Angeles Angels

 trout lol







Click here to see our other 2015 team previews!

Projected Lineup

LF: Goal Gallon

CF: My Cat Route

1B: Halibut Poop Holes

RF: Sasha Mill Tone

3B: Day Video Frizz

DH: See Jake Run

SS: Harry Gay Bar

2B: Jaw Shirt Tut Ledge

C: Chrissy An Header

SP: Chair The Weevil

SP: Seat Change Whale Son

SP: Carrot Renters

SP: Match Home Raker

SP: Canned Rue Honey

Off-season Haiku

Kendrick for Heaney,

Random Cuban (Baldoquin),

Didn’t trade Mike Trout!

Farthest Home Run of 2014
Mike Trout off Jason Vargas – 489 feet

Because being the best baseball player on the planet wasn’t enough, Mike Trout also hit this ridiculous dinger, the farthest home run in all of baseball in 2014.

Shortest Home Run of 2014
Kole Calhoun off Jerome Williams – 351 feet

The right field corner in Angel Stadium is certainly short, but it’s crazy to think it’s still 50 feet farther back than the Pesky Pole in Fenway.

Best Names in the Farm System

  • LHP Atahualpa Severino
  • OF Kentrail Davis
  • LHP Carmine Giardina
  • LHP Kramer Sneed
  • LHP Scott Scodgress
  • C Raywilly Gomez
  • OF D’Arby Myers
  • C Anthony Bemboom
  • OF Exicardo Cayones
  • OF Riley Good
  • OF Mike Fish
  • OF Ranyelmy Mendoza
  • RHP Arjenis Fernandez
  • RHP Ausin Robichaux
  • C Wade Wass
  • 1B Fran Whitten
  • 3B R.J. Santigate
  • OF Natanael Delgado
  • OF Bo Way
  • C Eason Spivey
  • OF Ayendy Perez
  • RHP Lianmy Galan
  • RHP Raymundo Gonzalez
  • RHP Crusito Mueses
  • LHP Junior Pimentel
  • LHP Shakiro Pena
  • LHP Engerberg Rosales
  • LHP Delfo Terrero
  • C Keinner Pina
  • 2B Goldny Mills
  • SS Darlyn Mota
  • OF Junior Pedie
  • OF Stevens Garcia
  • OF Argenis Diaz
  • OF Miguel Tejada

Three Bold Predictions

  1. After a rough April at the plate, Kole Calhoun loses his starting job to Colin Cowgill. Discouraged, he quits baseball and decides to create an unauthorized spin-off to the FX series, Louie, starring himself. It will be called Kole.
  2. Josh Hamilton’s struggles continue, except during the Angels’ May series against the Orioles in Baltimore, when Hamilton will rediscover his 2012 magic and hit 12 home runs during the three-game series.
  3. Mike Trout hits so unfathomably well during interleague play that the BBWAA decides to just give him the National League MVP also.

One comment on “2015 CFBBQ Season Previews: Los Angeles Angels

  1. Jeremy says:

    Starting two first basemen and no DH

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s