U-S-A! U-S-A!

Good evening everyone, and bless this sacred land. By the work of those before us, hand picked by Based God himself, we now live in United States of America (Yeah, this post really does not work well for our international audience), a country that is probably not as cool as Iceland one of the best in history. That does not mean this country is perfect. From Slavery, the treatment of the Natives, and the civil war to todays problems with corruption, the economy, and the fact that liking that cat photo on Facebook in 2008 is stored in a sever in Utah. However, tonight I must warn you, a new threat has come to attempt to break our great nation apar….. OH GOD IT’S HERE.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. Oh okay, it might just be saying America and that’s being patriotic I gue…

Hahahahahahahaha oh ok what the hell is going on here? This can’t actually be a real thing, can it?

Oh well, I mean having a hat about America should probably have a flag on it, although this one seems pretty smushed together and stuff, if only they made it bigger.

I REGRET EVERY DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE.

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