These Cleats Are Made For Walking: One Lonely White Sock

by Jordan Shusterman

Happy Monday. I was really hoping that this far into the season I’d be able to open the FanGraphs leaderboards and see that no qualified hitters had yet to walk but

….oh hello there Jeff Keppinger. What’s that ? YOU HAVEN’T WALKED THROUGH YOUR FIRST 99 PLATE APPEARANCES ?!

*sigh* Meanwhile, Welington Castillo, Endy Chavez, Salvador Perez, Erick Aybar, Colin Cowgill and Luis Cruz all have one walk each, combining for a stellar 6 walks over 424 plate appearances. 

Jesus Montero, people, take a pitch.

One comment on “These Cleats Are Made For Walking: One Lonely White Sock”

  1. These Cleats Are Made For Walking: Can Somebody Notice This ?! « CESPEDES FAMILY BARBECUE says:
    May 13, 2013 at 9:56 AM

    […] here we are again. It’s the seventh Monday morning of the 2013 season and oh my god Jeffrey Scott Keppinger has […]

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These Cleats Are Made For Walking: One Lonely White Sock

by Jordan Shusterman

Happy Monday. I was really hoping that this far into the season I’d be able to open the FanGraphs leaderboards and see that no qualified hitters had yet to walk but

….oh hello there Jeff Keppinger. What’s that ? YOU HAVEN’T WALKED THROUGH YOUR FIRST 99 PLATE APPEARANCES ?!

*sigh* Meanwhile, Welington Castillo, Endy Chavez, Salvador Perez, Erick Aybar, Colin Cowgill and Luis Cruz all have one walk each, combining for a stellar 6 walks over 424 plate appearances. 

Jesus Montero, people, take a pitch.

One comment on “These Cleats Are Made For Walking: One Lonely White Sock”

  1. These Cleats Are Made For Walking: Can Somebody Notice This ?! « CESPEDES FAMILY BARBECUE says:
    May 13, 2013 at 9:56 AM

    […] here we are again. It’s the seventh Monday morning of the 2013 season and oh my god Jeffrey Scott Keppinger has […]

    Reply

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