ERMAHGERD ERTS DA TERP TERN PRERSPERCTS

One of my favorite scouts and writers, Keith Law, came out with his Top 100 list yesterday (for ESPN Insiders, I should specify), and since I can’t just completely rip his whole list and post it here and analyze, I’m gonna do his top ten in a completely different language to avoid any copyright issues.

So with the brilliantly simple use of this handy dandy translator, let’s take a look at KLaw’s Top Ten Prospects for the upcoming 2013 season.

NUMBER ONE: Texas Rangers SS, JERERCKSERN PRERFER

NUMBER TWO: St. Louis Cardinals OF, ERSCER TERVERERS

NUMBER THREE: Baltimore Orioles RHP, DERLERN BERNDER

NUMBER FOUR: Tampa Bay Rays OF, WERL MAHRS

NUMBER FIVE: Boston Red Sox SS, XERNDER BERGERTS

NUMBER SIX: Miami Marlins OF, CHRERSTERN YERLERCH

NUMBER SEVEN: Cleveland Indians SS, FRERNCERSC LERNDER

NUMBER EIGHT: Pittsburgh Pirates RHP, GERERT CERL

NUMBER NINE: Seattle Mariners RHP, TERJERN WERLKER

NUMBER TEN: Oakland Athletics SS, ERDERSERN RERSERL

There ya go. Now you know more about baseball.

Love,

CERSPERDERS FERMAHLER BERBERCER

Baseball America 2013 Best Tools Compilation: Offensive Tools

Oscar Taveras

There are an endless number of sites devoted to baseball prospects, and while I think it’s safe to say our personal favorite here at CFB is Baseball Prospectus, the other giant in the internet world of prospecting, Baseball America, does something extremely fascinating every year to go along with their Top 10 lists. They take 15 tools, from Best Hit Tool to Best Outfield Arm, and assign one player from each organization one of these distinctions. Over the past few months, I’ve been compiling them in a spreadsheet as the team lists have come out. They concluded with the San Francisco Giants last week, so all the Best Tools have been handed out. It should be noted that some of these lists came out before certain trades, so you will see some players (new Met Travis d’Arnaud, for example) on teams that they no longer play for. However, I think a general compilation of these tools is helpful and interesting to look at.

We’ll start with the offensive tools: Best Hit, Best Power, Best Strike Zone Discipline, Fastest Baserunner and Best Athlete. Enjoy !

A positional breakdown:

Best Hitter for Average:

  • 11 outfielders
  • 9 third basemen
  • 4 shortstops
  • 4 second basemen
  • 1 first baseman
  • 1 catcher

Best Power Hitter:

  • 12 outfielders
  • 7 third basemen
  • 6 first basemen
  • 3 catchers
  • 2 shortstops

Best Strike Zone Discipline:

  • 12 outfielders
  • 6 shortstops
  • 5 third basemen
  • 5 first basemen
  • 2 second basemen

Fastest Baserunner:

  • 24 outfielders
  • 5 shortstops
  • 1 second baseman

Best Athlete:

  • 26 outfielders
  • 2 third basemen
  • 1 shortstop
  • 1 right-handed pitcher

AL EAST

AL east offense

AL CENTRAL

AL central offense

AL WEST

AL west offense

NL EAST

NL east offense

NL CENTRAL

NL central offense

NL WEST

NL west offense