Everyone who watched the Home Run Derby experienced the longest commercial in the history of the world, courtesy of Chevy. It was painful and patriotic and had very little to do with Chevy, as usual. We decided to create our own version of this monstrosity. It might be even worse. It includes…

• Bronson Arroyo
• Old Ibanez
• Dallas Latos
• All the naked 1990’s shortstops
• Jose Bautista
• More Bronson 
• Alfonso Soriano and his blue Hummer
• Christ Davis working overtime
• Bills are piling up (Billy Butler and Billy Hamilton)
• Tough-E Gosewisch
• Terry Francona
• Buster and Timmy
• Rock Shoulders
• Raffy Palmeiro in court 
• ALL THE SUNS
• Brayan Pena goes down
• Naked Giancarlo Stanton
• More Bronson

Sorry/you’re welcome.

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