Tigers vs. Orioles

• Either Torii just saw Prince Fielder’s man boobs, or he messed with an umpire.
• It would have been awesome to see the umpire lift all of Torii Hunter up with one hand.
• It’s good to know that there’s another Jim Leyland running around Detroit. And it’s good to know that he’s laughing at the umpire too.
• Was he always bald…

What in the name of Chris Davis’ biceps is going on here?

• You’ve seen the new New Era BP hats? Well this is the new model. BP stands for Big Pate.
• Kevin Mench and his size 8 hat were trade to the O’s this week.
• Adam Jones isn’t sure whether he’s a 7 3/8, a 7 1/2, or a 43 1/4.
• He never learned that rally caps are supposed to make you look like Lax Bros.
• I can read lips and it’s pretty obvious that he is saying “This is a big hat. Blerg Blerg Blerg.”

Happy Monday.