This past Saturday night, Heath Bell blew his seventh save of the season. His catastrophic outings have spawned #TheHeathBellExperience and the baseball internet just loves to bash him on a seemingly nightly basis. But what’s his side of the story?

Here is a brief journey into the mind of Heath Bell.

“Welp, another day, another four runs allowed. Might as well wear a questionable graphic t-shirt and take a selfie in an elevator”

“Really? You’ve got a two run lead with the heart of the order coming up and you’re bringing ME in? Hilarious.”

“haha I’m a baseball pitcher”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BASES ARE LOADED AND NOBODY’S OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“MY BROTHER…IS NOT…DRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Say that one more time, I dare you. Yeah, you. No no, not you. Yeah, you. I’m talking to you, Wil Nieves. I smell just fine.”

“They’re crushing him…and then they’re going to crush me…oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddd”

“I just really, really, REALLY have to poop so lemme just lose this game real fast so I can go to the bathroom”