2014 CFBBQ Season Previews: San Diego Padres

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Padre Eyes

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Off-season Haiku:

They made some odd trades

and gambled on Josh Johnson.

Joaquin Benoit! Yay!

Best Names in the Farm System:

  • RHP Kevin Quackenbush
  • RHP Adys Portillo
  • SS Bridger Hunt
  • RHP Walker Weickel
  • 1B Diego Goris
  • OF Mallex Smith
  • 2B River Stevens
  • DH Malquiel Brito
  • LHP Payton Baskette
  • RHP Jace Chancellor
  • SS Franchy Cordero
  • RHP Starling Ynfante
  • LHP Deninson Martinez
  • RHP Mayky Perez
  • RHP Jaimito Lebron
  • SS Westhers Magdaleno
  • SS Ruddy Giron
  • OF Dayon Olmo
  • SS Daniel Bravo
  • 1B Derwin Pomare
  • 2B Elys Ugueto
  • OF Yorky Diaz
  • 2B Jalen Goree
  • OF Franmil Reyes

FIVE BOLD PREDICTIONS:

  • The Padres move the fences in again. The fences will be roughly 50 feet behind the infield dirt. Petco will be a pitcher’s park no more. Alexi Amarista will hit 93 home runs.
  • San Diego will trade top prospect Cameron Maybin to the Detroit Tigers for Miguel Cabrera.
  • Chris Denorfia will hit a walk-off single in the 12th inning of every single Sunday home game of the season.
  • Tommy John will have Josh Johnson surgery.
  • Kyle Blanks will get recalled from Triple-A El Paso. Blanks, Xavier Nady, and Yonder Alonso will form the least intimidating first base platoon in baseball. They will be known as Kyle XY.
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One comment on “2014 CFBBQ Season Previews: San Diego Padres

  1. […] 2014 CFBBQ Season Previews: San Diego Padres « CESPEDES … The Padres move the fences in again. The fences will be roughly 50 feet behind the infield dirt. Petco will be a pitcher's park no more. Alexi Amarista will hit 93 home runs. San Diego will trade top prospect Cameron Maybin to … more info… […]

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