Earlier today, the Twitter universe learned of the Rockies giveaway disaster. They managed to spell the name of their superstar wrong on all X number of free jerseys they gave away to their home fans. Tulowizki. Troy Tulowizki! No, seriously, Troy Tulowizki:
The Rockies misspelled Troy Tulowitzki’s name on the free jerseys they’re giving away tonight: http://t.co/Yn6iycBexS
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) July 26, 2014
//platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsShortly after, we saw this wonderful tweet from Mr. Grant Brisbee:
“SCUTRO 19” “LINECUM 55” “CAN 18” “ZIT 75” “RAWFORD 35” “POSE 28”
— Grant Brisbee (@mccoveychron) July 26, 2014
It got us thinking. The Rockies sure messed up, but it could have been a lot worse for some other teams.
Baltimore Orioles
New York Yankees
Boston Red Sox
Toronto Blue Jays
Tampa Bay Rays
Chicago White Sox
Detroit Tigers
Kansas City Royals
Minnesota Twins
Seattle Mariners
Los Angeles Angels
Houston Astros
Oakland A’s
Texas Rangers
Atlanta Braves
Miami Marlins
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Washington Nationals
Chicago Cubs
Cincinnati Reds
Milwaukee Brewers
Pittsburgh Pirates
St. Louis Cardinals
Arizona Diamondbacks
Colorado Rockies
San Diego Padres
CESPEDES FAMILY BARBECUE 
I prefer Tigers #12, Diks