Blue Jays-Orioles

• Here we see Adam Lind, Edwin Encarnacion, Mark DeRosa and Jose Bautista ducking for their lives.
• Edwin’s reaction is similar to that of a small child getting a spider shoved in his face
• Bautista’s dodge is clearly the most impressive, as he woulda gotten that ball right in the face.
• You have to wonder why DeRosa bothered getting out of the way; you would think as the Veteran Presence he would take one for the team to stop the team’s real superstar from getting hurt.
• It’s unclear who that is shielding his head at the end of the frame on the far left, but that is technique form if I ever saw it.
• The batter of this foul ball was Munenori Kawasaki, who has been responsible for his fair share of amazingly hilarious .gifs as well.

Indians-Astros

• The Cleveland Outdated Racisms scored 14 runs in the first two innings. Everyone loves the runs. Jason Giambi hit a double which required more running than he had done in years. Cleveland ended up putting 19 runs which is also a lot of runs. And everyone loves the runs. But none of this was enough to cheer up grumpy Scary Francona who is seen below journeying from the dugout to yell at the young geezers who were running on his lawn. 

Giants-Padres

• Angel Pagan’s walk off double overshadowed a more poignant and breathtaking moment in yesterday’s Padres Giants game. Notice the sharp break on the adam’s apple as it gets closer to the plate. That is at least a 7 curve on his neck. I certainly hope Madison didn’t swallow anything dangerous because it kinda looks that way.