Unspecified Relative: “Jason Giambi is still playing baseball?”
Me: “Yeah. He’s DHing for the Indians this year. He could have been the Rockies coach.”
Relative: “Isn’t he like 43?”
Me: “Yeah, he’s old. He also loves strip clubs.”
Relative: “Cool. Let’s go eat dinner.”
Me: “Sounds good. I like dinner.”
Like most people, Jason Giambi has aged. He has gotten older on a yearly basis since birth. These are pictures that chronicle said journey from adorable Alaskan Sweetheart to A’s A-Hole to Skanky Yankee to Old Dude.