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COUNTRY: Panama
No available image online (he probably doesn’t exist)
Player: RHP Euclides Bethancour
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERCLERDERS BERTHERNCER
CFB Name: Youk Lids Beth Anchor
Name Unscrambled: Seduce Centaur
Player: IF Ashley Ponce
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERSHLER PERNC
CFB Name: A Sheep Once
Name Unscrambled: Leash Cone
Player: OF Jahdiel Santamaria
ERMAHGERD Translation: JERDERL SERNTERMAHRER
CFB Name: Chawed Hell Santa Mario
Name Unscrambled: Jailed Samaritan
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COUNTRY: The Philippines
Player: IF Leighton Pangilinan
ERMAHGERD Translation: LERGHTERN PINERLERNERN
CFB Name: Late On Pan Jillian
Name Unscrambled: Thong Planning
Player: OF Saxon Omandac
ERMAHGERD Translation: SERXERN ERMAHNDERC
CFB Name: Sex On On My Dick
Name Unscrambled: Ox Nomad
Player: OF Jonash Ponce
ERMAHGERD Translation: JERNERSH PERNC
CFB Name: Joe Nash Ponds
Name Unscrambled: Johns ? Nope
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COUNTRY: South Africa
Player: IF Gift Ngoepe
ERMAHGERD Translation: GERFT NGERP
CFB Name: .gif Nick Opi
Name Unscrambled: Fig Pong
Player: OF Alessio Angelucci
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLERSER INERLERC
CFB Name: Alex Theo An Gel Deucy
Name Unscrambled: Seals Angelic
Player: OF Faizel Moosa
ERMAHGERD Translation: FERZERL MAHS
CFB Name: Fay Sell Moose Ah
Name Unscrambled: Fail Moo
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COUNTRY: Thailand (if you actually expected pictures…you’re crazy. Here’s proof we’re not making these up).
Player: IF Jittipong Chong-On
ERMAHGERD Translation: JERTERPIN CHINERN
CFB Name: Titty Pong Thong On
Name Unscrambled: Tiptoing Congo
Player: IF Paramutt Meepakdee
ERMAHGERD Translation: PERERMAHT MAHPERKDER
CFB Name: Pair A Mutt Me Pack D
Name Unscrambled: Trauma Peaked
Player: IF Sanyalak Pitpatpinyo
ERMAHGERD Translation: SERNERLERK PERTPERTPERNER
CFB Name: Sand Ya’ll Yak Pit Pat Pin Yo
Name Unscrambled: Alaska Pinto
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