Sand Ago Fathers

Players Acquired:

• Ink Hendy

ANALYSIS:

• Kennedy has two daughters so this is a move typical of the Padres who are always looking to pick up padres to play for the Padres, you understand compadre?
• Pitching in Petco means it’ll be much easier for him to pick up supplies for his dog, cat, and three gerbils
• By going to San Diego, Ian is furthering himself from the career path of his grand uncle John F. Kennedy.

GRADE: 6th

• You have no idea what you are and neither does anyone else. People keep saying you are a couple of years away but come on, are you really? Probably not. It probably won’t get better for you and you’ll probably just keep picking your nose in class until you turn 35. What does this have to do with baseball? Chicken.