One of my favorite scouts and writers, Keith Law, came out with his Top 100 list yesterday (for ESPN Insiders, I should specify), and since I can’t just completely rip his whole list and post it here and analyze, I’m gonna do his top ten in a completely different language to avoid any copyright issues.

So with the brilliantly simple use of this handy dandy translator, let’s take a look at KLaw’s Top Ten Prospects for the upcoming 2013 season.

NUMBER ONE: Texas Rangers SS, JERERCKSERN PRERFER

NUMBER TWO: St. Louis Cardinals OF, ERSCER TERVERERS

NUMBER THREE: Baltimore Orioles RHP, DERLERN BERNDER

NUMBER FOUR: Tampa Bay Rays OF, WERL MAHRS

NUMBER FIVE: Boston Red Sox SS, XERNDER BERGERTS

NUMBER SIX: Miami Marlins OF, CHRERSTERN YERLERCH

NUMBER SEVEN: Cleveland Indians SS, FRERNCERSC LERNDER

NUMBER EIGHT: Pittsburgh Pirates RHP, GERERT CERL

NUMBER NINE: Seattle Mariners RHP, TERJERN WERLKER

NUMBER TEN: Oakland Athletics SS, ERDERSERN RERSERL

There ya go. Now you know more about baseball.

Love,

CERSPERDERS FERMAHLER BERBERCER