Jack Ear Hobbits On Day

 A Sexy Sexy Sexy Man

  • In honor of Jackie Robinson Day, all players change their last names to Robinson.
  • In honor of Jackie Robinson Day, the Dodgers move their fences in to 42 feet. Dee Gordon can finally hit home runs.
  • In honor of Jackie Robinson Day, Trayvon Robinson gets to start in CF.
  • In honor of Jackie Robinson Day, all pitchers are taken out after 42 pitches.
  • In honor of Jackie Robinson Day, only 42 year old players are allowed to play. Those players are:
    • Darren Oliver
    • Jason Giambi
  • In honor of Jackie Robinson Day, we recognize players with exactly 42.0 career WAR. These players are:
    • Wally Berger
    • Goose Gossage
    • Jim Perry
    • Davey Lopes
    • Darryl Strawberry

So on this sacred day, be thankful for Jackie and all the “athletic” and “raw” and “toolsy” baseball players that wouldn’t be playing if not for him. Also, without Jackie, we wouldn’t have any of the following .gifs.

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