Why Jose Bautista Followed Us On Twitter

Jose Antonio Bautista is many things. He is a superstar right fielder for the Blue Toronto Jays. He, like many other major leaguers, hails from Santo Domingo in the DR. He is a well dressed son-of-a-gun. One thing Jose Bautista is not however, is a close personal friend of either Jordan or myself. In fact, the CFB twitter didn’t even follow JoeyBats19 until we realized yesterday afternoon that

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To be fair, it probably doesn’t mean all that much. And he probably doesn’t actually read our stuff. But is Jose Bautista following you on twitter? Probably not. Here is a list of possible reasons for Jose to follow our Twitter:

  • Much like his swing mechanics, Jose Bautista’s twitter account is controlled by his hitting coach.
  • Jose Bautista is participating in Random Acts of Kindness by following random baseball blogs across the internet in an attempt to raise his popularity amongst bloggers.
  • He thought he was invited to an actual Cespedes Family Barbecue; the craziest Cuban party of the year.
  • As someone who has walked 214 times over the last three seasons (third most in baseball), Jose is equally amused at Jeff Keppinger doing what he’s doing.

So if by any chance you actually read this, Jose Bautista, we thank you and appreciate that you took the time out of your busy schedule to fit in two blonde teenage dumbshits with no semblance of baseball knowledge. It means a lot.

3 comments on “Why Jose Bautista Followed Us On Twitter

  1. […] Maybe they’re trying to see if any of Jose’s cousins follow CFB on Twitter. […]

  2. Jesse Smith says:

    He just followed me about 10 minutes ago. Totally caught me off guard, but hey, I’m not arguing haha

  3. Jacob Duby says:

    He followed me earlier today and I couldn’t believe, I’m 13 years old and a famous baseball player follows me!

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