If it weren’t for WordPress’ advanced statistics, we would sit around all day and ponder about how many people from Algeria have ever read the blog (it’s 9 by the way). One particularly great feature of WordPress is that we can see the Google search terms that lead people to CFB.
The top three searches are pretty expected.
Duh. But if you look a bit lower down the list, you’ll find some funky ones. They all fall into three very specific categories.
- Chris Davis fetishes
- Random shit
- Questions we cannot answer
CHRIS DAVIS FETISHES
Maybe they’re trying to see if any of Jose’s cousins follow CFB on Twitter.
Someone had to search it.
Did they just type this in as if to tell Google that R.A. Dickey is not good anymore? What was the point here?
This is fantastic.
This translates to “Avril Lavigne WIKIPEDIA” in Greek. <3 you.
So THAT’S why it took him so long to come off the DL…
Two words have never paired together so beautifully.
<3 <3 <3 <3
Definitely didn’t answer this one.
Yeah, Google, WHY DID YOU PICK YOUR WALK UP SOUNG ?!?!?!
Is Rafael De Paula is suddenly a ninja turtle that can pitch AT over 100 MPH? We have no idea.
Yes (Small sample size).
WHY ISN’T KYLE CRICK PITCHING RIGHT NOW I DON’T UNDERSTANDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Let us know if you figure it out, cause we’re still clueless.
The world’s greatest mystery.
Of course he has.
I doubt FanGraphs has the answer to this one…
This might be the toughest question that’s ever been asked. How can you ask if something is “unbilievable”, let alone unbelievable?
What do you mean? They already have one.
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