Just like most human beings, baseball players were young at some point in their lives. I can tell you from experience, being the 17 year old doofus I am, that being young can lead to the making of mistakes. In the case of many current big leaguers, these mistakes were photographs. Photographs that will live on forever on the beautiful thing we call the Internet.

All these wonderful photos were found on perfectgame.org. Accompanying each photo are a few quotes that each player said during their photo shoot (probably).

Brian McCann

“My other undershirt was in the wash. Will this purple turtleneck do?”

“The sun is kind of in my eyes, can we take this photo somewhere else? No? Ok.”

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Jarrod Saltalamacchia

“So when you take the picture do you want me to look at the camera or through the camera?”

“No… it’s two C’s. No no, s-a-l-t-a… Here let me just spell it for you…”

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Zack Greinke

“So do you have a daughter?”

“Can I take off these handcuffs yet? I promise I’m no longer a threat to others”

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B.J. Upton

“What do I do with my hands? Clench them really hard on my crotch? Perfect.”

“Man, I hope I never have to play in this stadium. It’s pretty much a crap-hole” (On the Trop)

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Denard Span

“Hey man…………….”

“Wanna go get stoned behind second base?”

“Hey……………. Man………………….”

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Jacob Mintz

“Have you seen any of my gremlin friends?”

“Did you know I write for a blog? You don’t? Well… cool.”

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This is only the beginning. Many, MANY more to come…