Ball Tomorrow E. Rails

Players Acquired:

• Blood Nurse

ANALYSIS:

• The Orioles needed another number three/four type starter because Jason Hammel, Chris Tillman, Wei Yin Chen, Sidney Ponson, Scott Feldman, Miguel Gonzalez, Steve Johnson, and T.J. McFarland weren’t enough…
• Any time you can dump Hoes, you do it.
• The problem with Hader was always be that if you make the “d” a “g” it becomes Hager, which is the name of the bad guy from Men In Black. That was what always concerned me.

GRADE: Fourth

• The Orioles weren’t quite middle school with the move they made today, but they are working on their long division and should be called up to fifth grade by September.