Who’s Town Ass Trolls

Players Acquired:

• Kai Ells Myth
• Joe Shader
• L.J. Hoes

ANALYSIS:

• The Astros are going to have the greatest AAA team of all time in 2016. The citizens of Oklahoma City should get the lube out because it’s going to get hot and heavy.
• Any time you can pick up hoes, you do it.
• Did I mention his name is Hoes?
• Hader is a tall projectable lefty, just like your mom.

GRADE: 11th

• Get ready for the hardest year of your lives Astros fans. Junior year might be really rough, but don’t worry it gets way better next year. Just tough it out and do your SAT stuff and you’ll be fine.