If it wasn’t obvious already, we absolutely love ridiculous names. For each 2014 team preview, we included a list of the best names in the organization. Because it’s summer, I’m gonna take it one step further. I have assembled a starting lineup and starting rotation of the most spectacular names for every team in baseball using solely players in their respective minor league systems. You will read some of these names and question their legitimacy but a quick Google search will confirm each and every one these as 100% real. As a rule, each position must be played by a player that is actually listed at that position. For example, the Giants have five different shortstops with unbelievable names but I could only choose two (SS and DH). Every team has a DH, and the DH could be any position player. Each team also has a five man rotation. Rotations were certainly difficult to determine because OH MY GOD THESE PITCHER NAMES ARE UNREAL. Okay. TO THE SQUADS.
NL EAST
- C Orrin Sears
- 1B Juruengelo Tielman
- 2B Mattia Mercuri
- 3B Mike Dodig
- SS Ray-Patrick Didder
- OF Nisandro Cleofa
- OF Fernelys Sanchez
- OF Ledernin Tejada
- DH Trenton Moses
- RHP Osman Manzanares
- RHP Evertz Orozco
- RHP Dakota Dill
- RHP Francois Lafreniere
- RHP Jesus Jones
- C Yobanis Pinto
- 1B Viosergy Rosa
- 2B Terrence Dayleg
- 3B J.T. Riddle
- SS Garvis Lara
- OF Wildert Pujols
- OF Coco Johnson
- OF Alinson Peguero
- DH Iramis Olivencia
- RHP Jheyson Manzueta
- RHP Jorgan Cavenerio
- RHP Yeims Mendoza
- RHP Yonqueli Perez
- RHP Esmerling De La Rosa
- C Xorge Carrillo
- 1B Nelfi Zapata
- 2B Rigoberto Terrazas
- 3B Yeixon Ruiz
- SS Yeffry De Aza
- OF Ysidro Pierre
- OF Hengelbert Rojas
- OF Wuilmer Becerra
- DH Brandon Brosher
- RHP Jhonaiker Rodriguez
- RHP Rainy Lara
- RHP Wimbert Martinez
- RHP Nabil Crismatt
- RHP Randinson Suazo
- C Bob Stumpo
- 1B Art Charles
- 2B Olvy Marte
- 3B Jesus Posso
- SS Willerker Isava
- OF Jiandido Tromp
- OF Freddy Zorrilla
- OF Venn Biter
- DH Malquin Canelo
- RHP Yacksel Rios
- RHP Feliberto Sanchez
- LHP Oberdan Diaz
- RHP Gregorix Mateo
- RHP Seranthony Dominguez
- C Andruth Ramirez
- 1B Diomedes Eusebio
- 2B Joshual Ramirez
- 3B Younaifred Aguero
- SS Osvaldo Abreu
- OF Will Piwnica-Worms
- OF Wander Ramos
- OF Aldrem Corredor
- DH Austin Chubb
- RHP Fiyeral Charlis
- RHP Ramses Rosario
- LHP Niko Spezial
- RHP Deibi Yrizarri
- RHP Wirkin Estevez
ALL-DIVISION TEAM
- C Bob Stumpo (Phillies)
- 1B Viosergy Rosa (Marlins)
- 2B Mattia Mercuri (Braves)
- 3B Younaifred Aguero (Nationals)
- SS Ray-Patrick Didder (Braves)
- OF Will Piwnica-Worms (Nationals)
- OF Jiandido Tromp (Phillies)
- OF Nisandro Cleofa (Braves)
- DH Austin Chubb (Nationals)
- RHP Yacksel Rios (Phillies)
- RHP Fiyeral Charlis (Nationals)
- RHP Randinson Suazo (Mets)
- RHP Nabil Crismatt (Mets)
- RHP Seranthony Dominguez (Phillies)
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