Max Scherzer has this thing with his eyes which has a scientific name that I do not know. He has one blue eye and one brown eye, which is pretty cool. What if the rest of the Tigers also looked like that?
This is conversation that actually happened before Game 2 of the ALCS between Jim Leyland and Joe Torre.
DISCLAIMER (mostly for our mothers): As many of you know, we are only 18 years old. So while everyone else can play this game with alcohol, we will OBVIOUSLY not be doing so. We’ll be enjoying our juice boxes. Thank you and drink responsibly.
Tonight, the Oakland Athletics will be playing the Detroit Tigers in a game of baseball. The loser will be rewarded with a vacation while the winner will be punished and forced to fly to Boston. Here is your guide to making this game five one you’ll definitely forget:
You Drink When…
It goes without saying that you drink every time a #MUP is lit, but here are some other guidelines:
PREGAME SHOW
Drink any time…
IN GAME
Drink when…
Tigers vs. Indians
“Wait. What? No. No. No.”
Tigers vs. Indians
Miggy Side Steps Imaginary Midget
“Hey man, why you gagegegegegegegegegeg?”
CESPEDES FAMILY BARBECUE 