Red Sox vs. Rays
Let’s try to figure out what happened here. Could it be…
Roy Oswalt says hello.
A.J. AND PETER GRIFFIN
Extremely similar body types, both wear glasses, and I think we can safely assume Peter would wear number 64 if he played baseball. One might point out that Peter is a fictional character, making it impossible to truly relate him to the young Oakland starter with the nasty curveball. In this case, I think there are enough uncanny similarities to at least wonder if their parents are second cousins or something. I’m open to being convinced otherwise.
% CHANCE THEY’RE RELATED: 47%
TYRELL AND LEEROY JENKINS
I like a good challenge. Here we have the high-ceiling Cardinals pitching prospect whose Twitter handle is @BrothaJenkins, and arguably the most famous character in video game history. If you haven’t seen the video, just click on LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY’s name above. Sure, Tyrell can spin a pretty sick breaking ball. But could he do what Leeroy did in that legendary moment of WoW? Probably not. That takes a special kind of blood that I’m not sure Tyrell has proved he has yet. The potential is there, but I’m not buying it yet.
% CHANCE THEY’RE RELATED: 16%
BRAUN RAZORS, EVA BRAUN AND RYAN BRAUN
A brand of inanimate objects, the former wife of Adolf Hitler, and one of the best players in baseball who happens to be a Jew.
% CHANCE THEY’RE RELATED: 1000000%