For the next 30 days, we will be doing a series of bad puns about MLB GM’s. There are 30 GM’s so that’s why it’s 30 days…duh. Each dumb pun will be accompanied by a bad Photoshop
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Category Archives: Bad Baseball Pun of the Day
Dumb GM Puns, Day 4: Jerry Dipoto Garcia
Dumb GM Puns, Day 3: Dayton Mormon
For the next 30 days, we will be doing a series of bad puns about MLB GM’s. There are 30 GM’s so that’s why it’s 30 days…duh. Each dumb pun will be accompanied by a bad Photoshop.
Dayton Mormon
Dumb GM Puns, Day 2: Ruben Amaro Studdard
For the next 30 days, we will be doing a series of bad puns about MLB GM’s. There are 30 GM’s so that’s why it’s 30 days…duh. Each dumb pun will be accompanied by a bad Photoshop.
Ruben Amaro Studdard
Dumb GM Puns, Day: Jack ZZ Top
For the next 30 days, we will be doing a series of bad puns about MLB GM’s. There are 30 GM’s so that’s why it’s 30 days…duh. Each dumb pun will be accompanied by a bad Photoshop.
JACK ZZ TOP
A New and Improved Mount Rushmore
In our last trip to Hagerstown, we watched diminutive second base prospect Tony Renda play the game of baseball. Renda, a part of the Nationals organization, has a healthy crop of players ahead of him at his position. Potentially including top prospect Anthony Rendon. We quickly realized: Rendon renders Renda useless. One thing lead to another and…
…here we have the most beautiful Mount Rushmore you could possible recreate. Tony Renda, Anthony Rendon, Tigers “closer” Bruce Rondon, and the top prospect for the 2014 draft, left-hander Carlos Rodon.
Basically, RDNROENDRONDOENRODNEONRNDENODNENDNDNEORNDNENRN.
Wade Miley Cyrus
We asked Wade a few weeks ago if they’re related. We decided to just go ahead and speed up the process. It’s Wade Miley Cyrus.
How To Eat Fried Piwnica-Worms
As you might know, we enjoy going to Hagerstown Suns games. They are the Low-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals. There is a fantastically awesome outfielder on their current roster named Will Piwnica-Worms. No, seriously.
Twas a glorious book from our childhood and was later turned into a movie. It’s How To Eat Fried Piwnica-Worms.
Mount Everth Cabrera
We were all thinking it. Your favorite Padres shortstop has reached his peak. It’s Mount Everth.
Christ Davis
From the depths of the unfathomably bad strikeout rates and contact issues, He Is Risen.
Happy America Day.
CESPEDES FAMILY BARBECUE 