Red Sox vs. Rays
Let’s try to figure out what happened here. Could it be…
.gifs From Last Night: Astros Things
These Cleats Are Made For Walking: RIP Jeff Keppinger
Well, I suppose it was inevitable but that doesn’t make it any easier. Ever since I noticed Jeffrey Scott Keppinger’s walkless existence around 50 plate appearances in, I had made it my duty to spread his impatience across the interwebz. And in the blink of an eye, it was over.
Jake Brought Delmon To The Wall
This is a picture of myself, at the Western Wall.
I am holding a card in the picture. It is hard to see from this distance, but if you enhance it a bit…
Happy Darvish Day ! (Start #10)
Last outing, Yu threw 130 pitches over 8 solid innings against the Tigers. Today, Yu Darvish will face the Oakland Athletics at home.
The NBA Draft Lottery: WHAT DOES IT MEAN ?!
Jake’s home, and what better way to celebrate then watching one of the dumbest exercises in sports?
8:40 PM: Bill Simmons and company are discussing a graphic titled “NBA Lottery Power Rankings”. How does that even make sense…
8:41 PM: White guy walks to podium. He is the senior vice president of NBA security. What that has to do with anything…we have no idea. He could clearly pass as a first baseman/first base coach.
.gifs From Last Night: Weird Miggy
Tigers vs. Indians
- Miggy went yard last night, but that’s not the only thing our favorite chubby baby MVP did last night. Take a look:
Miggy Side Steps Imaginary Midget
“Hey man, why you gagegegegegegegegegeg?”
Another Fun Barry Bonds Fact Because Duh
I understand that catchers are the type of position player that you would ever expect to steal. They’re are very very few in today’s game with anything that even resembles average speed, let alone base-stealing ability. Regardless, I took a look at some career stolen base totals for some active catchers and oh my god let’s relate it to Barry Bonds because Barry Bonds etc.
So.
Earlier in his epic career, Barry Bonds actually stole a ton of bases. He was rather skinny and very quick on the basepaths, stealing a career high 52 bags in his 1990 campaign with Pittsburgh, and stealing at least 28 in nine other seasons. But let’s fast forward to the end of Barry Bonds’ career…
.gifs From Last Night: Bourn To Be Derp
Tigers vs. Indians
- Oh we’ve totally seen this before. Slugger drives one to the warning track. CF wanders over. Ball bounces off CF and into seats for a home run. All center fielders deal with the shame in different ways. Some freak out, some laugh, some cry. Michael Bourn does all three and more:
“Wait. What? No. No. No.”
BONUS .GIF: AWESOME KOJI
YOU GO GIRL
CESPEDES FAMILY BARBECUE 